If I could...

do anything right now, I would strip off all of my clothes and plunge into a bathtub of ice cold water. Today the temperature is 30 degrees Celsius. My clothes have become a part of me, like butter melting into toast. It is particularly unbearable on my back and buttocks. Sitting in a chair the whole morning through this weather doesn't help. They will be turning on the air conditioners tomorrow, so I only have to stick this out for one more afternoon. My brain has also turned to mush in this heat. Really, there is not even the faint possibility of thinking in this weather, in this unbearably sticky and uncomfortable humidity. Someone please help. Get the ice and bathtub ready.